jokes in hindi

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Wife: Now-a-days, people are talking very much about GST. What is this GST? She asks her husband.

Husband: It is not so easy to understand. Okay, listen to me; I will try to explain with a very simple example of my life.

When I was not married, if I came home at late night, first I had to give explanation to my sister at the door why I was so late. Then, it is to my mother and lastly to my father. Now after marriage, if I get late, I need not give explanation for three times, only single explanation to you solves the problem. 

This is the brief idea about GST. Now are you clear?

Kuch Boys ka common sense bhi zero 
hota hai...!!
Kaise...????
Gents toilet me likh kar 
aayenge....
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