SL-6567

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

SL-6568

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

SL-6569

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

SL-6570

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

SL-6571

Young people knows how to run fast but old people know the way.

SL-6572

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

SL-6573

When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

SL-6574

If you don’t do a lot of stupid things while you’re young, you won’t have funny things to talk about when you’re old.

SL-6575

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

SL-6576

Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!

SL-6577

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

SL-6578

You still look 21… From a distance.

SL-6579

Live your life and forget your age.

SL-6580

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

SL-6581

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

SL-6582

Age is no guarantee of maturity.

SL-6583

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem- in my opinion- to characterize our age.

SL-6584

The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!

SL-6585

You will never stop learning new things, no matter how old you are.

SL-6586

For 50, you look great! Of course I don’t have my glasses on.

SL-6587

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

SL-6588

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

SL-6589

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

SL-6590

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

SL-6591

The most convenient way to live as a youth, is to learn from the mistakes of the old.

SL-6592

A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.

SL-6593

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.

SL-6594

Old is always fifteen years from now.

SL-6595

Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

SL-6596

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

SL-6597

Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.

SL-6598

You know you’re getting old when happy hour is a nap.

SL-6599

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

SL-6600

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.

SL-6601

Thinketh not my age with my wisdom, but rather the age of my wisdom.

SL-6602

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

SL-6603

With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?

SL-6604

I grow more intense as I age.

SL-6605

There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.

SL-6606

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

SL-6607

It is not how old I am that matters to me, but how old I look.

SL-6608

I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.

SL-6609

Don’t you think now is the time to be adventurous while we’re still young?

SL-6610

A baby is ignorant, a child is curious, a teen is naive, an adult is confused and a elder is wise and/or crazy. But not one of them is perfect.

SL-6611

Old people are just young people who have been living for a very long time.

SL-6612

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

SL-6613

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

SL-6614

We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.

SL-6615

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

SL-6616

Old is just youth with the benefit of experience.

SL-6617

Age does not define maturity, actions do.

SL-6618

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

SL-6619

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

SL-6620

Getting old is better than the alternative.

SL-6621

Age is a matter of mind over matter, if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.

SL-6622

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.