Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
Young people knows how to run fast but old people know the way.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!
If you don’t do a lot of stupid things while you’re young, you won’t have funny things to talk about when you’re old.
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
You still look 21… From a distance.
Live your life and forget your age.
My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem- in my opinion- to characterize our age.
The old believe everything; the middle- aged suspect everything; the young know everything!
You will never stop learning new things, no matter how old you are.
For 50, you look great! Of course I don’t have my glasses on.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
The most convenient way to live as a youth, is to learn from the mistakes of the old.
A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
You know you’re getting old when happy hour is a nap.
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
Thinketh not my age with my wisdom, but rather the age of my wisdom.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?
I grow more intense as I age.
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
It is not how old I am that matters to me, but how old I look.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.
Don’t you think now is the time to be adventurous while we’re still young?
A baby is ignorant, a child is curious, a teen is naive, an adult is confused and a elder is wise and/or crazy. But not one of them is perfect.
Old people are just young people who have been living for a very long time.
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Old is just youth with the benefit of experience.
Age does not define maturity, actions do.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Getting old is better than the alternative.
Age is a matter of mind over matter, if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.