My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.
You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.
When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.
It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.
If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!
Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
That awkward moment when you are seated next to your ex in a church and the priest says turn to your neighbor and tell him/her that it’s not over.
One relationship ends but life goes on. Your ‘Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better.
When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
My ex boyfriend’s Facebook status said “Suicidal and standing on the edge”…So I poked him.
When your ex says “You’ll never find someone like me”. Reply with “That’s the point”.
That feeling you get when you run into your Ex and you are looking your best.
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.
Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…
Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
Nobody cares about the past, they care about the present, so get over him!!!
As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.
My ex boyfriend’s Facebook status said Suicidal and standing on the edge…So I poked him.
Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.
I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories of who you used to be.
When your ex says You’ll never find someone like me. Reply with That’s the point.
It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.
When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me Just smile and reply that’s the point.
A boy and a girl meet after their breakup.
You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship?
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.