Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.