SL-7418

A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

SL-7419

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

SL-7420

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

SL-7421

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

SL-7422

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

SL-7423

A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

SL-7424

Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

SL-7425

Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

SL-7426

Whoever tells the best story wins.

SL-7427

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

SL-7428

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

SL-7429

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

SL-7430

A lawyer must be a great author.

SL-7431

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

SL-7432

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

SL-7433

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

SL-7434

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

SL-7435

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.

SL-7436

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

SL-7437

Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

SL-7438

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

SL-7439

A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.

SL-7440

Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.

SL-7441

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

SL-7442

A good lawyer is a great liar.

SL-7443

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.A good lawyer is a bad Christian.

SL-7444

If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

SL-7445

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

SL-7446

A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.