Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
With enough coffee even a Monday looks good
Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!
Shortest horror story ever: Monday
Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.
After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.
I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday
Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.
If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.
Monday is a Basic BITCH.
Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.
Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.
The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”
Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
Hide. I see Monday.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it
So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
I don’t have a problem getting to work I just have a problem “Getting to work”.
Ouch! Don’t tell me it’s Monday again.
May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.
Monday is the root of all evil.
The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws theme”.