SL-7110

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

SL-7111

With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

SL-7112

Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

SL-7113

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

SL-7114

Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.

SL-7115

I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

SL-7116

After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

SL-7117

I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday

SL-7118

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

SL-7119

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

SL-7120

If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

SL-7121

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

SL-7122

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

SL-7123

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.

SL-7124

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

SL-7125

Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.

SL-7126

Monday is a Basic BITCH.

SL-7127

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

SL-7128

Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.

SL-7129

Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

SL-7130

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”

SL-7131

Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

SL-7132

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

SL-7133

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

SL-7134

Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.

SL-7135

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

SL-7136

Hide. I see Monday.

SL-7137

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

SL-7138

If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs

SL-7139

Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly

SL-7140

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

SL-7141

So. Monday. We meet again.

SL-7142

We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.

SL-7143

I don’t have a problem getting to work I just have a problem “Getting to work”.

SL-7144

Ouch! Don’t tell me it’s Monday again.

SL-7145

May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.

SL-7146

Monday is the root of all evil.

SL-7147

The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.

SL-7148

On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws theme”.