Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
A good husband makes a good wife.
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
Happy wife, happy life.
A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.
A good wife makes a good husband.
Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.
I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.
If you think it’s tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter’s wife.
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Win the heart of your wife by helping her in kitchen so that she will surrender to you in response.
A man’s home is his wife’s castle.
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.
When anybody’s wife praises her husband, he is known as good person.
A husband ignores his wife in each way and love his brother’s wife many ways.
Enjoy life with your wife
A happy wife is a happy life. Appreciate her
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
All married women are not wives.
To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.
I love being my husband’s wife.
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.
Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.
Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.
Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.
Life is not fair.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My life really began when I married my husband.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.