“You know you’ve reached middle age
when you’re cautioned to slow down by
your doctor, instead of by the police.”
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on
a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine.
You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back
and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
“I want my children to have all the things
I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man.
I’m just going to ask where they’re going and
hook up with ’em later.”
"I' m not superstitious,
but I am a little stitious.